Monday, 20 August 2007

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

WOMEN

Have you ever wondered which of the two sexes is more intelligent? You might be surprised as researches have shown that women are 3% more intelligent than men. Why is it so? You tend to see a lot of women out there behaving as though they know nothing and they are constantly in the state of being blurred. The answer is simple. For the sake of their men, they have to act dumb as men do not like to be humiliated in public. Men would do anything to avoid getting their “faces” tarnished in public.

Sometimes I do find women to be real detectors. Men just find it rather hard to lie to them. Women tend to have that in-born ability to detect men’s verbal and body languages. On top of that, their sense and sight are real sharp. Different perfume scent other than theirs will be detected within seconds. Even a small tiny stain on men’s shirt will not slipped away from their detection. So, men better not to get their shirts stained with lipstick marks. I would not want to know the end results too.

Do you think that men are more vocal than women? Well, men usually do things silently and secretly behind women. On the other hand, women will just talk nonstop and aloud most of the time. This made men think that they are naggers. You want to know why? It is because women use an average of 20,000 communicative words, sounds and gestures daily while men only use 7,000. That is about three times more. So guys, please take note of this. If a woman talks to you, it means she like you a lot. If she does not, it means you are in for big troubles.

When involved in a relationship, men are usually at the losing end. They get lots of stresses and heart burns during year end. This is due to the endless sales available in the market. Women buy things through their eyes and feelings, men train their eyes and mouth to be bigger with the bills. With all these nice services, including being the 24 hours Automated Teller Machines (ATMs), why is the percentage of women leaving men higher? Women think that men are not romantic enough and are not emotionally equipped. They think men are lifeless animals with their quietness. In fact, it was proven that men do talk less after marriages as words and expression hardly exist in their vocabularies now. On any occasion, they will just choose cards filled with many words inside just to avoid having too many spaces in them to write on.

When it comes to sex, women always need reasons for that and usually it will be with the person she loves. Men will just select any place that is convenient for them and sex will never ever be enough 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Sometimes, women are not happy with men’s sex performance. It is because men lost their sensitivity during puberty. I do not have to explain this as men should be able to know which specific area this is.

When a woman is unhappy with her relationship, she cannot concentrate well on her work. Men’s minds work the other way round. Bad working days mean bad relationships at home. That is why arguments spark during a bad working day for men. When it comes to having one too many things to do, men will concentrate one thing at a time. Women are pre-programmed multi-tasking performers. They can talk through the phone, watch TV, do some online paid post, take care of the washing of clothes and also cook for the family. So now, who do you think are better and more efficient workers? Men or women?

I might be a guy to write all these points. Guys…do not shoot me yet. Think of this as a humorous way to accept a woman as who she is. Women are sentimental beings who are very precious in our lives. Without them, you and I will not be in this world. Appreciate them and cherish all those good moments you have with them.


22 comments:

=chuanguan= said...

1st to shoot u down for da guy sake..hahahahha

Sae Wei said...

A good way to show to the man out there that we are not as dumb as they think we are. We are just acting it to boost the men's ego.

And you had forgotten one line man!! WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!!!

*ruuunnnzzzzzzzzzzz

yushi said...

ahhh, i am so flattered after reading this post of yours. Criz adore women that much huh? Hmmm... 10 points for you there!

I am not sure abt women are 3% more intelligent than men. I dunno, in my class, sounds different, those guys just play around but still getting good grades while the girls have to work hard from the beginning of the sem till the end, then only they will get good grades.

I agreed about women always love to act dumb in front of their men! there was an article in CLEO magazine March issue, about why smart girls play dumb. one of the reason stated was, they scared to be strong! a bit dumb right thinkings like this? hehe...

i remember when i was in relationship, i let my ex pay for the outings because i scare if i offer to pay, he will thinks that i m looking down on him! hahaha! but i m not that totally bad la, i do find some excuses so that we could at least take turn to pay.

well men and women got their own specialty.

as i concerned, men are simple creature. haha, nice to hang out with and have fun around.

as for women, they are more detail. good counselor. good listener.

just appreciate the women and men in your life lor! haha

angelinemiss said...

OOooo. i LUV THIS POST!!! But then, not all girls shop til drop puya laa. They jz pandai take opportunity to grab cheap deals unlike MOST of the guys [i din say all a...] know how to buy EXPENSIVE stuff nia. Most gals invest in good n cheap products, whereas guys invest in BRANDED stuff. -.-" [no offence ar guys.. :P]

Adelene said...

I would say. I LOVE YOU CRIZ! :P

You're the first & probably only one male species I know who'd dare to admit this fact. Well, kudos to you!

wheeeeeeee.

I super love this post. Took me 30 minutes to finish reading while shouting with you :)

satkuru said...

i shall now bow to the opp. sex. hahahaha.

that was a good write up on woman. at the end of the day, males and females must give and take, to make any relationship successful :D

conan_cat said...

ahh, this is exactly why i don't have a girlfriend, period... :P

and somehow i feel the post is kinda ironic... no? :P

and yeah, i guess both sexes have their pros and cons. the better sounding word for the insensitive male is being rational, the nagging women as being sound and verbal. i guess it's pretty much two sides of a coin. :)

Tatiana V said...

Great overview and with a humor note in it :) Very nice indeed

CRIZ LAI said...

chuanguan: arrggh....i'm dead. Wait...if i die, who gonna continue writing?? haha

saewei: errrr...always is kinda strong. Sometimes sounds better .. haha

yushi: you are so right yus. Appreciate them as who they are :)

angelinemiss: haha.. i get your point too. Cheap and good products but in quantity :P

adelene: at some points you are quite right. Men! you are my slaves... gosh! did i just say that?? haha

satkuru: yup...not matter what the giving and taking are the best solution. On top of that the level of toleration must be there too.

conan cat: wow.. you are really reading in between my lines to comment in such a tactful way.. haha

tatiana v: cool to have you drop by. I am happy to hear that you did enjoy reading it. Keep an eye on my blog. More will be coming. Have a nice week.

Aaron Chua said...

I never underestimated girls. And yeah I agree to everything you said. ^^"
No girls talking to me, so I'm in a big trouble? lol~

JJzai said...

geewww!!!!!!
how can be like tat!!!!
not fair!!!!!!
gals and boys shud be in the same level!!!!

saMantha said...

ahaha...agrees with angeline.GREAT post! ^-^

colleen said...

i couldnt agree more..
*thumbs up*

Bell said...

Hehe funny post criz! even I'm not too sure myself if i'm really acting blonde or if i'm playing down my extreme intelligence *sniggers*

There are a lot of different people out there, some would say it's a natural male instinct to want to care for and protect the female and the female instinct to want to be protected by the male while caring for the young, but of course that's generalising la! Some guys can handle the sexual equality that has come about with modern days and others are still old fashioned. I for one am glad hubby is the modern kind, while he likes to take care of me, he also likes to be taken care of, and he won't care if I pay for stuff.

I once knew an elderly couple who would come to the cafe where I worked twice a week, and they would always order the same stuff, but on Tuesdays the woman pays and on Thursdays the man pays, it's the same every week. I think it's kinda sweet don't you?

As with shopping and spending... there's a classic phrase... A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item something she doesn't need, but a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he really wants!!

danielctw said...

Kinda weird... but when a guys goes to shop, he doesn't really bother about the price for the item he wants as long it's not overprice say RM50 for that price which at certain places get at RM45. What's RM5?

Well, personally, it's a give and take situation. Though I might need to analyse the post again... hahaha...

SilverWillow said...

I never played dumb, but one time I was so enthralled by a young man that I was "dumbfounded" every time I was near him. It was like I had instantaneous brain freezes. I finally grew up and got over my shyness.

I do think there are women that totally act dumb on purpose, but to me they seem so fake. Do men recognize this? Maybe the better question is...do men like it like that??

Incidentally, I don't like to shop. Malls are evil! LOL

Great post!

papajoneh said...

Good posting once again. Yes I agree. Appreciate them Criz. For us men, Get to know their weak button, praise and even sometimes worship them and then just stand back and get ready for never ending love... you'll be surprise by their response.
Nevertheless, from a husband and father point of view here, men got to stand their authority. yes you love them, yes you shower them with flower, but in the same time, let them know, you're a man in the house. She got to respect that. Give and take... just never hurt her feelings.. and definitely never ever "main kayu tiga". Siap.. abis... you can try... but get ready to lose her :D

Dexter - Dexterity said...

ok here i come...

1st of all... Criz might b the only man to post out like this but...

there are still others that think the same way ma.. one of them is me lo..

i agree that woman are smarter and also more understandings than us... I tried hard to understands a girl but i still cant really get what she means or so n so...

Woman is really very caring in times when guys need someone... when guys feel lonely and if he tells a girl *his gf* that he needs her... she will accompany him for some times...

I seriously admire most female, girls... they can really do so many things in a time... me??? i'll say... I'm LAZY... LOL

waichee said...

you always amazed me with your posts,criz..and this is no exception aso...
i don't like to shop for clothes/apparel...i spend most of monet on cds/vcds/dvds,so not sure whether i can relate to your point of women likes to spend a lot...i guess in a way,is true...

i guess men just needs to be more caring and sensitive in order to melt a girl's heart..i will fall for that if there is one guy who really for me...but again i haf yet to find one,so till he appears i will be waiting here lohh...hahaha...

thanks for sharing this post..is really nice to see a male perpsection on the female side..

;)

38kia said...

Yes i have experience women is very very good at multi-tasking.. very true indeed !!!!

spookygrace said...

"differences".. i tot in physical way.. kekeke!`hahaha

janicepa said...

tht's so sweet ..

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