Saturday, 2 June 2007

LEARNING A TO Z THE EASY WAY

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ASS
: The butt of a person which is usually kicked when it gets too stubborn.

BOSS: A person who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, then kills you with his bills.

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

FATHER: A banker provided by nature. It is sometimes known as ATM.

GOURMET: A pig who never stop eating even though he is full.

HOME: A place where teenagers consider as a hotel.

IDIOT: A person who try to act smart when he knows nuts.

JERK: A person who thinks he is smarter than the rest.

KARAT: A sweet word that makes most women falls over with excitement.

LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

NINCOMPOOP: A word that fits most silly people.

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

POLITICIAN: A person who will shake your hand before the elections and your confidence after the elections.

QUEER: A person with an identity crisis.

RANT: Something that a person who will talk about when their tails are stepped on.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

URGE: An in-built energy within the body that is uncontrollable.

VAGINA: Some place where there are lots of piling and construction works in progress.

WEIGHT: Something that is easily put on but hard to take off.

X-MEN: The former boyfriends of a sexy lady.

YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ZOMBIE: A person whose mind and body are drained up trying to learn this A to Z …hehehe

11 comments:

cc said...

Nice! :)

Ken said...

WUik!

Strange Method. But it immediately stick to my mind!

hahaha great job! :D

kayatan said...

Sorry eh Criz, I don't really like these, all very -ve conative.

I like +ve chi. I like to be surrounded with people who has +ve chi, +ve attitude, +ve go gator spirit !

To me -ve is a loser spirit.

To complaint, to rant, to wind are all -ve spirit.

I learn very young in life not to think -vely.

Despite being forbidden in PE classes due to 2 holes in my heart and a 38beat/min heart rate, I told myself I am determined to live a happy life like everyone else who is born with a perfect heart.

Despite 1 heart attack and a stroke, I did not let set back imprint any -ve sign in my life.

It is just me. I love jokes, I love humor, I love to read how to make more $. That is why I love the joker Wuching so very much, ha ha ha ha.

Only my 2cents and for whatever it worths.

CRIZ LAI said...

cc & kenxu: yea...just a weird humourous write since i could not sleep last night...errr..i mean early in the morning :P

kayatan: I have always been +'ve in many ways since started working. I just came out with this fast article as I could not get a good night's sleep. I slept at 6am. Anyway, your comment is very constructive. I'll take note. Thanks ya :)

papajoneh said...

Now, I really feel like a student Hahhaa!

a n n n a said...

Murid-murid.. Mari kita belajar A-Z. Haha.. I've been playing too much games during the holidays, & reading this, my brain is back in its container. I like the A-Z.

CRIZ LAI said...

papajoneh: hey...take that chewing gums out of your mouth. How are you going to pronounce properly with that still in your mouth? LOL

anna: Yea..going back to basics? :P

Rabbit said...

Eh! My teacher say A for Apple B for Boy one! Why urs A for Ass one? Like that should I listen to my teacher or should I read and memorise all these new A-Z again ah? =P

CRIZ LAI said...

rabbit: maybe you should. There's no harm learning them again in another way. It's easier to remember mar :P

kayatan said...

Criz,

The 1st time I read yr comment on Zewt blog, I knew u are a very +ve person.

Don't take it too hard on yrself. Work hard and enjoy life !

CRIZ LAI said...

kayatan: I have no hard feelings. I work hard to be who I am now and I am enjoying life to the fullest by cooking and creating new food..LOL

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